Ummm 5:36PM..pmsy..hungover…tired…dirty and overall very unworked out. This week I just decided I was going to do absolutely nothing to make myself feel any prettier or healthier. I casually just ate a burrito bowl and mixed so much guacamole and sour cream together that it turned into a little soup, which was disgusting? I had no issues as I continued to scarf it down.
Yesterday was an interesting day- I went tanning. Fun fact about me is that I AM OBSESSED WITH TANNING. I love to roast in the tanning bed and sweat all of my toxins out without a care in the world. Not even concerned that it’s horrifically bad for me. Yesterday was an entirely new experience for me…once I emerged from the bed, I had a full on impromptu dance off between me and myself in the mirror…to 90’s USHER? Just to paint this picture for you: it was FULL FOREHEAD TO KNEE motion with hair flips and a full impression of Britney in “I’m a slave for you” Minus the abs…no shame-just a girl having a good time. Until it hit me? and quite pathetically I must admit? I thought to myself ..”what if there is a camera in here?” and somebody recognizes that I’m that loud girl from that new show on that E! network?…I can’t be dancing alone to myself in THE MIRROR…this video could potentially go viral? Obviously before you all tell me to relax…I told myself to relax and then I just sort of scurried out of there with my socks in my hand….