DRESS HUNT DONE
THANK FUCKING JESUS!
I have been to every single boutique, department store, gem vintage places and beyond in Los Angeles to find the perfect dress for the AMA’S. I can’t tell you how hard it is to find appropriate non cheesy party wear. It basically doesn’t exist and I am not one for bold colors or extreme prints. We keep things simple and neutral over here and ALWAYS HAVE. I have had the same exact taste for my entire life. I always have had a serious love affair with beige, brown and of course my ultimate favorite color of life TAUPE. Black has come into the picture for me more recently, I would say the past two years? It always seemed a bit harsh looking on me. Except in sweaters- I live for a good crew neck sweater in black cashmere.
I guess this is why it has been so challenging for me to find the perfect dress that depicts my personal sense of style well. Remember when all of Instagram didn’t get my sarcastic memo and thought I was actually going to be showing up in a purple sequin get up? I HATE PURPLE! It is my least favorite color of the rainbow, it just screams CHEAP to me in every language. Unless we are talking bordeaux or a very very dark eggplant, I can’t even pretend to go there. Another issue with my dress hunting was that I am not allowed to wear BLACK……WHAT? Every chic piece of item is first and foremost in black- I’m just so tired I look like I got hit by a bus..I have neck acne? NO ACTUALLY, ACNE ON MY NECK and I am sooo hungry all the time which I’m hoping is because of the weather, it’s so dry! Anyway- HAPPY HUMP DAY! I can’t wait for all of you to see the AMA red carpet and give me tons of feedback. I am going to the market now so I can make my boyfriend and I dinner, I’m two seconds away from putting my red wine in a solo cup and just keeping it really real tonight.