Flat Tummy Realness
It’s that time of the month again girls, and I mean it’s THAT time of the month again. fuckmeright? That one second of relief that a mini-Morgan isn’t on the way is soon washed over (ew just realized my word choice) by a hellish little combo of pain, cravings, and a god damn bloated tummy. Luckily, I got my hands on the secret weapon to beat em…
I don’t need to receive THOUSANDS of emails to know that 90% of you girls are dealing with the very SAME “monthly issues” that I’M dealing with. TBH it’s about time we just talk about it. Girl to girl. I don’t have the magic bean that stops it all; you’re bf is still gonna be an idiot, and you still might even want chocolate covered chocolate, but you won’t be getting around looking 4 months pregnant!! I drink Flat Tummy Tea religiously. I can’t get enough of this shit. For me It’s a routine now rather than a one-off, and it is SOOOO freaking good. I drink mine on the daily to keep me regular, my bloating down and my tummy FLAT. So when “that time of the month” finally does roll around I don’t have to get bloated like a motherclucker (feed me chicken nuggets plz). Period bloating, uhhh NO thanks.
Do you love my attention to detail? Not wanting messy opened packs ruining my pretty pic 😉
The Routine. So, I’ve defo mentioned this in another post before, but I start AND end my day with Flat Tummy Tea. I’m brewing their FT4 detox bright and early EVERY morning – it’s the kick start I need, gives me a little metabolism boost and I’m ready to kick all the ass that stands between me and that 15% off crop top #musthave. Believe it or not, the tea curbs appetite a little as well – DON’T get me wrong, I’m still gonna eat whatever I want, but I’ll probs just eat 4 or 5 helpings instead of 32…make sense? Anyways, after the day is nearly over, the best way to settle in before bed is to set up the next day the right way. That means it’s back to the kettle, put on another boil, and it’s a cup of Flat Tummy Tea Cleanse before bed. This way I know that I can wake up and start my day comfortably, AKA FLAT. The cleanse really helps to keep me regular and ensures that I’m not gonna have to roll myself out of bed because of a dumb food baby. It’s jam PACKED with antioxidants that will make you feel healthy AF.
So what’s the trick? CONSISTENCY is KEY here ladies. I’m like clockwork with mine, but I mean a lil slip up every now and then isn’t gonna totally set you back, THAT’S the good part. Amidst all the cravings, chicken nuggets, and feeling sluggish from being bloated we really just want something that’s gonna make us FEEL better, LOOK better, and give us the confidence to not wear the bf’s hoodie all day to cover up a bloated tummy. Those girls at Flat Tummy Tea really get it. If you’re drinking your tea, doing a squat when you can, and occasionally stuffing some sort of veggie in your mouth, it’s gonna make the week from hell a little better, and the tummy a little flatter. So what if it’s THAT time of the month? Own it, girl. Do you – look your best, feel your best, and just KILL it. Give this stuff some time to work it’s magic and I promise when your time of the month rolls around, you’ll be glad that FTT is in your corner, fighting with you.
So get yourself some tea HERE, get on my level, and let Flat Tummy Tea do it’s thing.