IS on, Olive and Baguette are in bed with us and we have already consumed FATBURGER, which also took place in bed…..which is totally disgusting there is no way around it, we just didn’t care this am. I’ve realized that hangovers come regardless of HOW much alcohol consumed- whether I have two drinks or six, if I’m going to bed at 3 am my entire next day has completely gone to shit… I tried to avoid this but my conscious is holding me back. Remember earlier when I mentioned that we had Fatburger IN BED?? Well, my order consisted of six lemon pepper wings (my newest obsession) which were all eaten by me and pretty rapidly I must add and then thrown in a bucket….only for ten minutes to pass by so I could have my second round at the bones to see if there was any FORGOTTEN MEAT. That isn’t even the real low in this scenario, the real low happened when I did not realize any such thing was taking place, but my boyfriend did …..
AND that’s when I had to sit with myself and really think about my actions. BTW It’s Monday right now, Monday morning to be exact, I couldn’t even finish this post because I was too embarrassed and again, HUNGOVER. I should be In YOGA right now but I have neglected this baby too much so I felt she deserved some serious attention from me. My dress hunt still continues as IT HAS BEEN DIFFICULT! I have found one but want to make absolutely sure this is the one as this is a BIG DEAL! Have I mentioned I have never done this before? LIKE EVER? I’m trying not to over think anything as they say that helps, but WTF! HAVE THEY MET ME? All I do is over think, overanalyze and over talk… I just hope it goes well, which it will, I JUST AGAIN HAVE NEVER FUCKING DONE THIS BEFORE.
What else? Oh I was attacked on social media for being pregnant? Somebody told me I would be a horrible mother? That actually really hurt my feelings. I would be a fantastic mother as I am so self-obessed I couldn’t even imagine having another version of myself, I WOULD FOLLOW THEIR EVERY MOVE. Not to mention, I had the best mom growing up. That woman could get a stain out of anything and I always had the appropriate attire for every activity I had. I also have impeccable table manners and hold both my knife and fork correctly, which btw, if you have followed Boobs and Loubs since the beginning, you know this is a very big deal to me! It should be for everyone. ANYWAY- Happy MONDAY!!!!!! I am hopping into the shower so I can get to the nail salon right at ten am before the crowd so I have fresh nails for my meetings today! Glad to be back, MY RACK COMING SOON!