Hi Guys! Happy New year!!!! I hope it was amazing and the first ten days of the year have surpassed all of your expectations. I’m sure many of you are now hitting the gym, eating and drinking an absurd amount of greens, in attempt of hopefully becoming a better person, one you’re proud of being! I, on the other hand have not hopped on that train, as of yet. I ended vacay a little too late to get my head in the game, but I did manage to get my ass to yoga yesterday am. After twelve days of downing croissants, pasta, and a lot of veal drenched in cream sauce, let me tell you it was NO EASY FEAT. To say I’m sore would be the understatement of the (new) year.
I really want to APOLOGIZE for my absence but I’m not going to. As most of you know, I am currently in the process of building a new website behind the scenes, which is has been far more difficult and time consuming than I originally imagined. Website building combined with all of the other logistics that need to be sorted out before the end of the month as been a lot 😉 Hopefully you catch my drift 😉 #clues
I will say Switzerland is fucking magical and I have not looked so alive in a very long time. The dark circles under my eyes suddenly disappeared, my hair flowed out of my head like I was a 19 year old Brazilian super model, and no matter how many drinks were consumed, I had not one glimmer of any sort of hangover. The mountain air is like one giant humidifier that sweeps away all toxins and bad energy. I did have a couple of nose bleeds, but hey- that’s what happens when you’re in high altitude…..
Should we talk about how my boyfriend made my 90 year old (non english speaking grandmother) swoon? This kid had a harem of women around him, during our visit with them. From my aunts to my cousins to my cousins kids…ALL WOMEN, 15 WOMEN and Brendan (and yes, he took care of the check) DID YOU THINK I WAS DATING AN AMATEUR? I didn’t think so… He really had them all on the edge of their seat, soaking up every word, I don’t know if he borrowed some personality from me or he had too much soda, but the guy definitely deserves some credit! Homeboy really showed up that night and I was very impressed! OH AND DID I mention he came with flowers in hand? That he obviously ordered from the floral department at The Dolder Grand. When you find a winner ladies, Keep him! And if you find a loser or choose to date one- just make sure he’s a rich loser, so when it all falls apart you can mend your broken heart in the South of France on his dime…. that is all I’m saying, be smart.
I, unfortunately am experiencing some pretty shitty jet-lag. I have been up since three am, I’m pretty delirious writing this out right now, but I did miss you all very much, so I wanted to do a little stop and chat, see how things were going with all of you. BTW- Olive and Baguette say hello, OLIVE is MASSIVE. I don’t know what the fuck my parents were feeding her when I was gone, but when we went to go pick her up I was confused as to why Kirstie Alley was staying with them? like MASSIVE. ANYWAY, I am off for a very hot shower and mask session, I am going to enjoy this rainy Saturday and lounge around like I’m supposed. Happy Saturday!