Hey kids! Happy Monday- Let’s talk about my Saturday shall we? First of all, I should let you know that I have an weird obsession with food over the past week, what can I eat? What haven’t I had in a long time? Do I want sweet or salty? Or do I want both- LOTSA CHIPS! Really bringing back my sixth grade obsession with Fritos- Fully licking my fingers after each bite and even worse….wiping my gross ass hands on my pants! LIKE WHO DOES THAT? AT 27? Somebody who needs a serious talking to. I’ve also really had my share of irregular bowl movements which in general has caused me to be extremely irritable. Even this am I couldn’t make it to yoga because nothing was moving, and trust me, there is nothing more uncomfortable than a series of sit-ups or being told to “scoop” or “carve” out your stomach like it’s a fucking bagel when it’s filled with cream cheese- so I am opting for the 4:30 class and downing My Smart Water as I type this baby out.
Back to Saturday- All Brendan and I wanted to do was hit up Hot wings Café and get some lemon pepper wings? IF YOU HAVE NOT HAD A LEMON PEPPER WING FROM HOT WINGS CAFE YOU HAVEN’T LIVED. I usually spend my weekend mornings (as if they differ from my weekday mornings, like how much was bullshit was that?) in a face mask. Shocker, I know! considering I spent the better half of season one in a face mask, but there was something different about my time spent in a face mask this time around…
When I apply my mask of choice for the day, I REALLY commit to it- I really leave it on for an extended period of time until it’s practically peeling off of my face and that’s exactly what I did this past Saturday, only to realize half way to Hot Wings Café that- I HAD NOT TAKEN IT OFF. I know you’re probably thinking wtf? Didn’t Brendan see your face before you left? He absolutely did, He 100 percent saw me put my Tom Ford sunglasses over a full batch of white crusty residue from my 4 hour old mask and just did not even flinch… On top of all of that fantasticness- he STILL EXPECTED ME TO GO IN! AND SIT IN THE RESTAURANT! AND EAT! AND DRINK! AMONGST OTHER PEOPLE! (I considered, for a minute-maybe two). It was truly when I realized how delusional men can be and how the most alarming part is that he must find me more attractive when my face is covered? Or he has entirely forgotten what I look like without a mask on. Perhaps it’s time to re-evaluate my comfort level.. Nonetheless we obviously captured this moment for all of you to join in on the experience…The pics are by no means cute-we went for authentic…ENJOY!