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Firstly, I just need to come clean about a few things. Number one: I actually was helpful to my mother and schlepped to COSTCO on her behalf. If that doesn’t qualify me to possibly skip out on a mother’s day card purchase, I don’t know what does. Not only did I make the trek to Washington Blvd- SOLO, I also felt comfortable enough to devour an entire serving of shrimp cocktail while roaming the aisles- AGAIN SOLO, by the brand KIRKLAND. Which i’m pretty sure, is only an acceptable if you’re buying cleaning solvent for your toilet…All and all it was a really relaxing experience that showed me I will be a needing a lot of help once any offspring of mine exits my vagina.

Number two point of this post- I am about to be a HOT 26 and still have the maturity level of an 11 year old, who is mad Jennifer bought the same sweater. Through out my years of progressing as a human, I have come to the realization that I am definitely certifiable and I really must come off as one judgemental bitch. I tend to attract people that mistake my neurotic tendencies of picking myself apart as me judging them for whatever they have or don’t have going on. NOTE TO ALL OF YOU “friends”- I really am that self absorbed, I am not paying attention to you! What you have or don’t have and frankly don’t give a fat shit either way. This horrible habit turns these impressionable friends of mine, into mini versions of me that all of a sudden have the same: personality, speech, jokes, likes and dislikes in food, shoes, music etc. The advice “Just be yourself” really is the most valid three little words you can follow, and to all of you who have managed to make your way to this post, it’s probably directed at you. So please, either mail me a check for the persona you’ve taken on or return back to your actual selves. We don’t all need to share the same version of something, always.

  7Comments

  1. Do us a favor   •  

    This is quite possibly the most awfully written blog I’ve ever read. Where did you attend school? Or did you? Please stop blogging.

  2. Laura   •  

    are you commenting on her content or grammar?? who cares if she blogs about her daily life and her grammar isn’t bad! FYI you don’t have to read it!

    you go girl!

  3. Stephanie   •  

    Oh Morgan, I just love you, your absolutely fantastic! PS I would give anything to have your boobs!!

  4. Arita   •  

    I love you so much Morgan!! Your personality brings me life!!!!!!!!!!!

  5. Lawson Stover   •  

    Hey I’m more writing on this random one more just i got caught reading through all of your blogs and this seemed like a good place to stop. But to my point, I have been asked to do a reality series about my life and i was wondering how it has effected you in the good and bad and any possible advice you have for me :)
    Cheers

  6. Jen   •  

    Wow, this is terrible! This chick is unoriginal, uninspiring, annoying and self obsessed.

  7. Ang   •  

    Why even come on here to only have nothing but negative things to say. Don’t be salty if the truth applies to you. I think this is a nice way to get out all your personal thoughts and feelings and share them with others in that they may relate. Morgan I enjoy reading your blogs. Fcuk these lame hoes. lol

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