10:02AM, My bed,  ”END ZIT” is covering up most of the skin on my face-Think of the image they use in various body lotion commercials. The dry, cracked, beige sidewalk. Anyway, I think that was a clear enough description of how unflattering I currently look.

Last night started out at AOC and against my will ended up at the soft opening of ONE OAK. I was in the same clothes I had been in AND filmed in all day long. A white tank, a navy iro jacket, blue jeans and brown ankle Givenchy boots, suede. Felt no need to change and really had no time if we’re being honest. I was very pleasantly surprised to be blown away by this joint. One oak which occupies the old Key Club location, had an energy I haven’t felt in a nightclub in a HOT MINUTE. Of course there was an over use of bronzer amongst the 22 year olds that think they’re finding Mr Right in nightlife but other than that, GREAT. Great venue and most importantly VERY HIP-HOP oriented.

Let me be clear- I FUCKIN HATE HOUSE MUSIC. I don’t want to unnecessarily pump my right arm in the air for 20 minutes at a time and pretend that life is never getting better. I was that awkward kid that knew every lyric to every RAP song but like couldn’t memorize my times tables and at 26 I’m okay with that.

Now I’m off the hair restoration DR with my boyfriend who seems to care that he’s prematurely balding…like I was over that week three. #JasonStatham



  • Andy
    January 10, 2014

    1 OAK

  • Alex
    January 18, 2014

    Shit. I have a new reality show fave.

  • Marissa Gray
    January 21, 2014

    Speaking of skin, I know this is popular in Cali, but have you heard of Nerium? It has done wonders for me a lot of my friends! It actually works! Check it out

  • Emma
    January 22, 2014

    Oh my hell… I love this post… Its by far my favorite I live in Vegas and all the Vegas girls are the fist pumping bronzer let downs.. I am proud to say I am not THAT girl ( Thank god)

  • Vivideg
    January 26, 2014

    Hi Morgan,

    I was looking for your blog #GotrockwhatYougot, but I guess is only on Twitter. I don’t do twitter. Anyway, I just want to say that there are many people that support your decision on keeping yourself real. NO Nose JOB!! There are a lot haters out there talking trash about your nose! Why would they care?!! It is not like they are hanging out with you.. At the end, people are jealous of what God have given others and always are looking for a way to bring the others down.
    Power to you Girl for shutting them down… I am on your side..
    I don’t follow anyone because people are people. However, you are one of my favorite person as right now..
    Good luck and Power to YOU!

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  • Marisa
    February 26, 2014

    Morgan I absolutely love you and of course the show! My recently just started reading your blog and it’s fucking hilarious and relatable. I swear I think we should be friends but considering I’m only 20 which is like 12 to you so you probably wouldn’t hang. But anyways your a total inspiration. Like you are just so real, blunt and down to earth. Would love to meet you if I ever make it to LA! Xoxo

  • Dreday
    March 2, 2014

    Why is rap, like everything? I thought I was the only preppy white bitch that was the most secretly gangster creep ever.

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