MAN, am I bloated or WHAT. Not only did I drink from morning till night ( for 12 days) BUT my monthly gift just joined in on the fun about ten minutes ago (WHICH ACTUALLY IS SO CONVENIENT). Where should we begin? FIRST, let me just start off by saying that I had every intention of blogging ( I hate that fucking word) throughout my trip, BUT unfortunately the boat I was staying on had some serious wi-fi issues…so needless to say, things didn’t quite go according to plan. SO, instead I just schlepped my laptop across the pond and had to take it out of my bag to go through security five different times…..which was fun.
I am struggling on where to take this post from here. I have just returned from 12 days of nothing but: sunshine, rosé, BREAKFAST/LUNCH/ AND DINNER, as well as swimming and just taking the MOST bikini clad photos- WHICH I HAVE NO DAMN SHAME ABOUT! It’s the middle of the fucking summer, if it was the middle of November and I was posting in a suit from my bed, then there would be a cause for concern, BUT UNTIL THAT shit starts happening… I’m quite alright.
I do want to talk about something seriously for second. I have to say it really does hurt my feelings so many of you guys are not a fan of my red circular sunglasses. I was really bothered about all the negative comments I kept getting about them. I was sitting in the south of France amongst a group of people, including my fiancé, on a boat, in the middle of the Mediterranean sea where the sun was shining and somebody was pouring me refills every 20 minutes? Hopefully this paints a clear picture for everybody and you can all imagine what that must have been like for me..I’m surprised I was able to have any fun at all or even get through the trip to be honest….
Stay tuned for all outfit details.